"Why the Hell would you create such a thing?"
This is so bizarre...of course the man who created a motorized Lazy-B chair that included the perks of a "stereo sound system, nitrous oxide booster, parachute, headlights, a steering wheel, and a sticker that reads: 'Hell yeah, it's fast,' would get arrested for driving his unorthodox vehicle into a parked car while intoxicated. The chair can reach speeds up to 20-mph; is it sustainable you might ask? If so, I foresee a future where everyone will scoot around in comfort on a fashionable chair, powered by vegetable oil, a shoddy version of a vehicle that you can hurl off a cliff and land safely on the ground with the assistance from your parachute. The ingenious piece of mechanical engineering will be auctioned off on Ebay. Check your bank accounts because this item is definitely a must-have!!
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